Poll

History will hold: I'll get completely screwed over and no story will ever be written for me
0 (0.0%)

History will hold: I'll find my request in the "can someone pinch hit these stories?" list
2 (22.2%)

I'll get something, but it will be obvious that at five-minutes-to-deadline my author went "oh crap" and threw together word soup and called it a story
0 (0.0%)

I'll get a story and it won't suck outright, but it won't be fanfic's answer to Shakespear either
3 (33.3%)

It's about damn time the universe cut me a break and I'll get a story that becomes an instant classic for the pairing/fandom
4 (44.4%)

Something else that I've explained in the comments
0 (0.0%)